The prosecutor who subpoenaed and cross-examined Hitler in 1931 for a murder trial against four brownshirts was a Jewish lawyer named Hans Litten. The three-hour testimony left Hitler so unnerved and humiliated that he forbade anyone speak Litten’s name in his presence, and he was killed in a concentration camp. Today, the German bar association is called the Hans Litten Association, and every year they give out the Hans Litten Award for excellence in the legal profession. That’s how you commemorate history.
I mean, we literally have research that says this. With TV it works because shows are DESIGNED to have segues/scenes where advertising can go, so we perceive it as less disruptive. You can’t just drop advertising in any old where. Shockingly, people fucking HATE that.
me, gay and running out of breath going up the stairs: I bet I could run a farm
me, gay with scoliosis and a joint problem and depression and anxiety and running out of breath going up the stairs: I CAN run a farm I just have to do it in my own way!!
2 yrs later:
Me, gay with a chronic hip injury, anxiety, depression, ADD and STILL running out of breath from stairs even as I type this from my bed in the farmhouse:
me, gay with depression, adhd, chronic migraines & assorted other bullshit, but also with a boulder i dug out from the garden:
Fifteen years later and I just this minute learned that ‘draught’, as in Draught of Living Death, Sleeping Draught, etc. is, in fact, pronounced “draft”.
Then there’s this guy:
In our defense:
caught - cawt
taught - tawt
daughter - dawter
distraught - distrawt
draught - draft
???
laugh - laff laughter - lafter
tough - tuff
cough - coff
There is plenty of precedent for gh representing an f sound if you were paying attention.
tHeRE is plENTy of PREcEDEnt if yOu weRe PAYing aTTEntIOn
Get over yourself.
“If you were paying attention” you would know that English has been dissected for centuries and determined to be one of the hardest phonological languages in modern existence due to the fact that it’s a hodgepodge of other languages resulting in various letters/digraphs being associated with various sounds.
(See, I can be just as pretentious.)
In fact, “if you were paying attention” then you would know about The Chaos, a famous (and infamous) poem written by Charivarius.
Dearest creature in creation, Study English pronunciation. I will teach you in my verse Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse. I will keep you, Suzy, busy, Make your head with heat grow dizzy. Tear in eye, your dress will tear. So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.
Just compare heart, beard, and heard, Dies and diet, lord and word, Sword and sward, retain and Britain. (Mind the latter, how it’s written.) Now I surely will not plague you With such words as plaque and ague. But be careful how you speak: Say break and steak, but bleak and streak; Cloven, oven, how and low, Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.
Hear me say, devoid of trickery, Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore, Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles, Exiles, similes, and reviles; Scholar, vicar, and cigar, Solar, mica, war and far; One, anemone, Balmoral, Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel; Gertrude, German, wind and mind, Scene, Melpomene, mankind.
Billet does not rhyme with ballet, Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet. Blood and flood are not like food, Nor is mould like should and would. Viscous, viscount, load and broad, Toward, to forward, to reward. And your pronunciation’s OK When you correctly say croquet, Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve, Friend and fiend, alive and live.
Ivy, privy, famous; clamour And enamour rhyme with hammer. River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb, Doll and roll and some and home. Stranger does not rhyme with anger, Neither does devour with clangour. Souls but foul, haunt but aunt, Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant, Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger, And then singer, ginger, linger, Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge, Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age.
Query does not rhyme with very, Nor does fury sound like bury. Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth. Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath. Though the differences seem little, We say actual but victual. Refer does not rhyme with deafer. Foeffer does, and zephyr, heifer. Mint, pint, senate and sedate; Dull, bull, and George ate late. Scenic, Arabic, Pacific, Science, conscience, scientific.
Liberty, library, heave and heaven, Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven. We say hallowed, but allowed, People, leopard, towed, but vowed. Mark the differences, moreover, Between mover, cover, clover; Leeches, breeches, wise, precise, Chalice, but police and lice; Camel, constable, unstable, Principle, disciple, label.
Petal, panel, and canal, Wait, surprise, plait, promise, pal. Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair, Senator, spectator, mayor. Tour, but our and succour, four. Gas, alas, and Arkansas. Sea, idea, Korea, area, Psalm, Maria, but malaria. Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean. Doctrine, turpentine, marine.
Compare alien with Italian, Dandelion and battalion. Sally with ally, yea, ye, Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, and key. Say aver, but ever, fever, Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver. Heron, granary, canary. Crevice and device and aerie.
Face, but preface, not efface. Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass. Large, but target, gin, give, verging, Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging. Ear, but earn and wear and tear Do not rhyme with here but ere. Seven is right, but so is even, Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen, Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk, Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work.
Pronunciation — think of Psyche! Is a paling stout and spikey? Won’t it make you lose your wits, Writing groats and saying grits? It’s a dark abyss or tunnel: Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale, Islington and Isle of Wight, Housewife, verdict and indict.
Finally, which rhymes with enough — Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough? Hiccough has the sound of cup. My advice is to give up!!!*
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So there’s no sense in acting pretentious because you could recognize a single digraph. This language is a complete clusterfoque where the standard rules don’t apply.
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Bringing it back to the point, draught is pronounced like draft, not drought, and I hate English.
There’s also the thing where if you learn words first by reading them, you tend to pronounce them the way they logically would be pronounced, by following the most common pronunciation rule for that set of letters, ie, Draught being mispronounced as drawt, not draft. Because there IS a word for DRAFT, and we use it in racing. And military service in war time. So why would a BEVERAGE be pronounced the same way?
So you teach yourself what must be correct because NO ONE uses the word “draught” out loud any more.
Don’t be such a snot. Surely the smarter people learned it from books since we NO LONGER SAY THAT WORD OUT LOUD.
Um, English, are you okay?
I HATE THAT POEM but I also love and fuck language
How many non-native English speakers cried reading this poem?
but Draught beer is a legit thing you can go into a bar and say i’ll have whatever you have on draught
draught horses are a thing - WE DO STILL SAY THAT WORD OUT LOUD
Pretty sure in American English at least both of those are commonly written as draft - draft beer and draft horses. A quick google search does seem to indicate that they did both come from draught… but I had never associated either of those things with the spelling “draught” as opposed to “draft”. I like to think I’m reasonably well educated and intelligent, so probably there’s a reasonable percentage of these people confused because they also had associated that pronunciation only with the spelling “draft” and not “draught”. And there’s likely a difference in British usage as opposed to American, Canadian or Australian usage.
In the US we do call it “draft” beer and “draft” horses. Also the closest word by spelling to draught is drought. Which is pronounced “drowt”. It’s the most logical conclusion to come to that “draught” is pronounced like an awkward drought.
I learned the drought/draft thing when I was about fifteen and it broke my brain, but I was in my twenties when I first read that poem up there and learned that “vittles” was spelled “victuals” and quite honestly I’ve never recovered from that one.
okay so i know high school was bad but how the fuck did i used to do four 80-minute classes a day one right after the other five days a week. i just did 2 one-hour classes in a row and i’m already exhausted. high school was Fucked Up
laurent? i think you mean the gayest disaster in modern literature. this boy is a fuckin joke and the punchline only gets funnier the further into the series you go. laurent is one of those kids who is a massive dork but puts on the air of being a Bad Bitch because he watched naruto one too many times or something and IDs with sasuke. actually takes his fashion advice from fucking catwoman. has literally built this persona of being untouchable and so cold he’ll give your dick freezer burn if you get too close but is ready to end it all for the first man to make him cum relatable. probably read too many romantic stories as a kid. the epitome of Trust No Bitch, unless he’s got a big dick apparently. [gay silence]. is better than you, knows it, could be gracious but isn’t. acts like an actual 12 year old because he didn’t have a childhood to the point of constantly putting himself in danger for shits n giggs because his risk assessment is top notch when it comes to did the regent breathe a little louder than usual is he plotting something but not when it comes to people actually trying to kill him. has plots upon plots but let’s be honest 50% of those are him thinking oh shit i hope this works. oh it did? yes of course i am laurent, master tactician, i was breastfed at the teat of strategy, my babyfood was blended deceit, my pacifier the game of chance– absolutely determined to put his boyfriend husband into an early grave, except when the kastor tries to actually put him into an early grave. no impulse control, like, at all. laurent’s brain goes smack that bitch with a gobletYEAH OKAY SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA kick hte tile kick hte tile kick hteOH SURE AWESOME THAT’S WHAT WE’RE DOING NOW. vengeful bitch, but soft at heart, deserved better, is now sickeningly married to a fellow dork, that’s that on that.
